My flight to Pittsburgh is late. That’s understandable, after all there’s a lot of bad weather here in the Frozen North.
Wait, what was that announcement? The plane is late coming from the hanger?
Northwest can’t even drive a plane from one side of the airport to the other?
Oops, Another announcent… That plane couldn’t make it out of the hanger. Another one is flying in and we’ll take that one.
Another oops. This plane doesn’t hold as many people and they’re over booked. Any volunteers?