TSA Saves US From Deadly Nipple Rings – UPDATED and bumped

Last month the TSA saved the passengers on a flight from Lubbock to Dallas from a pair of deadly nipple rings.

I can’t tell you how much safer I feel knowing the person seated next to me doesn’t have any deadly concealed nipple rings.

UPDATED: TSA blog announces you can fly with pierced nipples if you show them off first.

You couldn’t make this stuff up.

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