You are AT&T. Your competition has a better network, your customers hate you and you don’t actually want to improve your network because that would cost money. What do you do?
That’s right, you run a new ad campaign chock full of bullshit no one will believe.
You’ll still give us dropped calls, no tethering, ripoff expensive SMS, noisy as hell calls. (Srsly AT&T, it’s a digital signal connecting to a digital network. Where the hell does the noise come from?) Plus there’s the still too expensive voice and data plans, contract lock in and early termination fees.
A whole company built on “you can’t do that” suddenly wants me to believe anything is possible.