The feds have released a report that lists 70 steps to fight “childhood obesity”.
70 steps? I don’t even have to look at it to know that it’s doomed to failure.
My plan to stop childhood obesity has only two steps.
1. Don’t feed your kids crap.
2. Turn off the damned TV and make them go outside.
Do those two things and I promise your kids won’t be fat.
Of course my plan, while guaranteed to work, doesn’t get to spend billions of taxpayer dollars and then fail “requiring” even more spending of taxpayer money plus a fat bureaucracy to manage it.
Guess which plan they’ll probably go with.