Don’t Vote!

Lots of people are telling you to vote today.  I’m gonna tell you not to.

If you make more money from the government than you pay in taxes, don’t vote. (You shouldn’t be allowed to anyway, it’s a conflict of interest.)

If you just now realized Obama is a socialist, don’t vote.

If you voted for Obama in 08 and regret it now, don’t vote.  Your judgment is impaired.

If  you don’t know the names of your representatives, don’t vote.

If you vote D or R because of family tradition, please don’t vote.

If you believed Obamacare would make health care cheaper, don’t vote.

If you think that your guy is great, it’s all those other lying politicians that are crooks, then please don’t vote.

If you’re sad because you didn’t get the hope and change you expected, don’t vote.

If you’re in the US illegally, don’t vote. I don’t care what the Democrats told you, you have to be a legal citizen to vote.

If you’re dead, don’t vote.

If you believe voting will make a difference, then don’t vote. You’ll only be disappointed.

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6 Responses to Don’t Vote!

  1. NCMO says:

    If you forgot today was election day until you saw the reminder on facebook, don’t vote.

  2. Crotalus says:

    Everything there was great snark, until the last one. That one is just too true.

  3. mike w. says:

    If you believe Obama is going to pay your rent, don’t vote!

  4. Old NFO says:

    LOL- Good one Alan, but I voted ANYWAY 🙂

  5. Matt says:

    Well, I think about four guys in politics are “great”, but three of them are in other states, and the remaining one isn’t actually up for re-election this year, so I still managed to follow your advice even though I didn’t see it until today. I guess. 🙂

  6. Tommy says:

    If you’re dead, don’t vote.
    Alan, do you REALLY think there are Democratic voters reading this?!

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