Lots of people are telling you to vote today. I’m gonna tell you not to.
If you make more money from the government than you pay in taxes, don’t vote. (You shouldn’t be allowed to anyway, it’s a conflict of interest.)
If you just now realized Obama is a socialist, don’t vote.
If you voted for Obama in 08 and regret it now, don’t vote. Your judgment is impaired.
If you don’t know the names of your representatives, don’t vote.
If you vote D or R because of family tradition, please don’t vote.
If you believed Obamacare would make health care cheaper, don’t vote.
If you think that your guy is great, it’s all those other lying politicians that are crooks, then please don’t vote.
If you’re sad because you didn’t get the hope and change you expected, don’t vote.
If you’re in the US illegally, don’t vote. I don’t care what the Democrats told you, you have to be a legal citizen to vote.
If you’re dead, don’t vote.
If you believe voting will make a difference, then don’t vote. You’ll only be disappointed.