TSA Bans Toner Cartridges

No, it’s not an Onion piece.

The TSA has banned toner cartridges from passenger flights.

Toner and ink cartridges over 16 ounces will be prohibited on passenger aircraft in both carry-on bags and checked bags on domestic and international flights in-bound to the United States.

Just when you thought they they couldn’t possibly be more useless.

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6 Responses to TSA Bans Toner Cartridges

  1. BobG says:

    I feel safer already…

  2. TJP says:

    I’ll let the Department of Time Travel know so they can implement this new policy in a manner that is actually effective.

    Yeah I’m sure Ali Kaboom is real distraught right now, on account of the fact that he’s going to have to spend another 10 seconds of his life choosing a new container for a bomb.

  3. mike w. says:

    The TSA, saving the world from ink stains one passenger at a time!

  4. breda says:

    I have an idea! The TSA should ban terrorists!

    I’m a genius.

  5. mike w. says:

    I’m a genius.

    And that’s why you’ll never work for the TSA, thus they’ll never come up with such an awesome solution 😛

    Although if you wanted to fondle random strangers TSA would be a great job!

  6. Weer'd Beard says:

    Fuckers couldn’t catch a cold.

    But at least they’re making air travel unbearably unpleasant.

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