Old excuse: “Must have caught it from a toilet seat”
New excuse: “Must have caught it from TSA”
That connection in ideas might also preface a joke about the CEOs 12-stitches-to-the-lip basketball oops.
The way I heard that joke was a woman with her daughter at the public health clinic. The doctor has just informed them that the daughter has an STD. The mother asks, “Could she have gotten it on a toilet seat?” The MD replies, “Yes, but it would have been quite uncomfortable!”
Oh, EWWWWWW. Excuse me while I go hop into a tub of bleach. *shudder*
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