Do you know where those hands have been?

Old excuse: “Must have caught it from a toilet seat”

New excuse: “Must have caught it from TSA

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3 Responses to Do you know where those hands have been?

  1. Ancient Woodsman says:

    That connection in ideas might also preface a joke about the CEOs 12-stitches-to-the-lip basketball oops.

  2. Chris C. says:

    The way I heard that joke was a woman with her daughter at the public health clinic. The doctor has just informed them that the daughter has an STD. The mother asks, “Could she have gotten it on a toilet seat?” The MD replies, “Yes, but it would have been quite uncomfortable!”

  3. Lissa says:

    Oh, EWWWWWW. Excuse me while I go hop into a tub of bleach. *shudder*

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