I went down to the county courthouse to do my time.
Didn’t get picked so I’m on standby this week.
I was torn between wanting to avoid the whole thing and hoping for a good drug case so I could be Jury Nullification Man!
Like most things government, the whole process was slow and boring. Sometimes I think the whole justice system could be handed over to a UNIX script with a lottery subroutine. Input your “facts” roll for initiative and tack on a 1 in 45 million chance to win a million dollars.
I doubt it would be much worse than the “justice” illusion we have now.