Maybe you just suck at this.

If no one reads your blog (or links to it) which is more likely, that there is a secret blacklist conspiracy against you OR you just suck and aren’t interesting?

Yeah, it must be a blacklist.

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33 Responses to Maybe you just suck at this.

  1. Matt says:

    Read your blog every day…even get bummed when you take a break and don’t post for a few days.

  2. SayUncle says:

    Well, no one links to me.

  3. Bubblehead Les says:

    Wonder who wants some Cheese with their Whine?

  4. mike w. says:

    In my case, probably a little of both.

  5. DaddyBear says:

    Gee Alan, call me out in public why don’t you πŸ˜‰

  6. Yep, I vote conspiracy…and I’m one of the targets! Quick, pass me my tinfoil hat!

  7. Oh dear Lord,

    Some liberal is whining for relevancy.

  8. Weer'd Beard says:

    I vote “Suck” if “Asshole” isn’t an option.

  9. Borepatch says:

    It’s not just a blacklist conspiracy, it’s a vast right-wing blacklist conspiracy.

  10. Mike D says:

    I use to think nobody liked me or my blog then Robb Allen goes and links to me my stats EXPLODE and I felt pretty good. Now I just blog to blog and the stats come and sometimes they don’t.

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  12. Kristopher says:

    If no one had ever linked to my old blog, I would still have my last job, I think.

    Dumbass should be careful what he wishes for.

  13. Old NFO says:

    Huh? Actually READ a blog, I thought you just clicked on em and went away πŸ™‚

  14. Linoge says:

    And do not forget – no matter how crappy your blog is, people have to link to you, or they are suppressing your First Amendment Rights!

    ‘Cause, y’know, conflating “not linking to” with “knocking offline and gagging” is a surefire way to convince people of the logic of your argument…

  15. Ted N says:

    I like your blog. Always witty, always smart. And stuff.

  16. Ry Jones says:

    I clearly missed some drama; I assume nobody reads my site because of the Trilateral Commission.

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  18. Tam says:

    IRC drama?

    What I want to know is, how can I be in on conspiracies when I hardly ever actually communicate with anybody?

  19. Roberta X says:

    Billy Beck pegged me early on: my blog is insufferably smalltime, too concerned with the trivialities of my own life. But I have to; my biographers keep dieing of boredom!

  20. Motor-T says:

    Wait, I thought I sucked. You mean I can blame this on somebody else? That kicks ass!

  21. Newbius says:

    “Help! I’m being oppressed!”

  22. Newbius says:

    Or, was that ‘repressed’?

  23. Ken says:

    I knew it.

  24. Ken says:

    PS — w/r/t your pistol cartridge poll, it’s .45LC. πŸ˜‰

  25. Bubblehead Les says:

    Oh, NOW I understand. But I had to go to Unc’s to find out what the BrouHaha was all about.

    Yeah, too bad he also lets Trolls run wild over there, also.

  26. russell1200 says:

    I signed up for the Government Program for Disadvanted Blogs.

    Now when people try to come to this website, at half of them will be redirected to my site.

    They said I could choose which type of people would be redirected (Liberal versus Conservative, English speaking versus non-English Speaking, etc.). I asked them only to send over the really smart ones.

    We’ll see how it works.

  27. mike w. says:

    Ok, I just now figured out what /who the hell you were talking about. I am not surprised.

  28. Jess says:

    I’m thinking you’re too initimidating with your logic. Maybe you should just drool on your keyboard every now and then so it’s just like Facebook.

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  30. Quizikle says:

    Nah, no conspiracy…I just suck at it. But I keep on anyway. As someone once said: “I live in my own little world. But that’s OK, they know me here
    Q

  31. Chris says:

    Who reads blogs? I just look at the pretty pictures.

  32. Adam says:

    Apparently you read the website in question, but I notice that you did not post a link.

    If we’re talking about the same blogger collective: I have no beef with them. I usually scroll past in my reader but have found some well-made points from time to time.

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