Things we don’t need

Giant, house eating snails.

That’s the Giant African Land Snail, to be precise. They can grow to be 10 inches long. They leave a slimy trail of excrement wherever they go. They harbor the microscopic rat-lung worm, which can transmit meningitis to humans. And they will literally eat your house.

What caliber for giant snail?

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14 Responses to Things we don’t need

  1. MSJ says:

    12 ga Rock Salt.

  2. SEAN HERT says:

    I think MSJ is on to something.

  3. mike w. says:

    If giant, zombie snails ever invade I say we all gather at Heath’s!

  4. RedeemedBoyd says:

    MSJ seems to have a great idea…
    However, how do we improve on an already great idea? Salty-Claymores. M203 Salt Grenades, Mortarsalts, I think you get the picture. 😀

  5. Spammy_H says:

    any caliber you want.

  6. breda says:

    Fire. Kill them with fire.

  7. Weer'd Beard says:

    I suspect a blowtorch would do the best job and the awesomest job!

  8. BobG says:

    Super Soaker filled with brine.

  9. DaddyBear says:

    I suggest an arrow to skewer Escargantua, then a quick saute with white wine and garlic.

  10. maddmedic says:

    A BIG caliber!!!
    “A more recent introduction several years ago was traced to small religious sects in Miami, where the snails are believed to harbor healing properties.

    “A young woman had come in with some stomach ailments, and her mother said she had been fed the juices of a live snail as a healing rite,” Gaskalla says.

    “That’s not in my medicine chest,” he adds.”

  11. Roadkill says:

    So finally A Salt weapons really be what the name says.

  12. Robert says:

    Don’t forget the butter! I’m in Wisconsin, after all…

  13. Adam says:

    132.00 caliber

    It’s the only way to be sure.

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