Category Archives: Snark

The thanks I get

Posted on April 13, 2011 by alan

I received an odd email the other day. To: Webmaster From: Lizz lizz.winstead@gmail.com Message: Hey Alan. I am working on an art project and have been trying to get actual dimensions of the birth certificate you posted. Can you let … Continue reading →

Posted in Obamanation, politics, Snark | 8 Comments

TSA Monkeys

Posted on March 27, 2011 by alan

They’re a useless pain in the ass and they steal your stuff. Yep, it’s the TSA.

Posted in Fail, Snark, TSA, Video | 1 Comment

The US Surgeon General is an idiot

Posted on March 15, 2011 by alan

How do I know she’s an idiot? Because she said this today: U.S. Surgeon General Regina Benjamin was in the Bay Area touring a peninsula hospital. NBC Bay Area reporter Damian Trujillo asked her about the run on tablets and … Continue reading →

Posted in Fail, History, Snark, Stupid MSM, Useful Idiot | 4 Comments

Credibility?

Posted on March 15, 2011 by alan

Your ZOMG! THE TERRORISTS! piece would be better if the photo wasn’t of a guy holding a plastic toy. A blue eyed, white guy holding a toy gun. That was from last Halloween, wasn’t it?

Posted in Snark | 3 Comments

Watch those fingers!

Posted on February 6, 2011 by alan

It just went off, huh? Amazing things, guns. Always mysteriously going off when they’re loaded and you pull the trigger.

Posted in Guns, Snark | 1 Comment

Obama Fail

Posted on February 1, 2011 by alan

The President who lost Egypt The President that ruined the economy. The President that pushed the unconstitutional Obamacare. Nice legacy. You’re gonna have to do a lot more than build houses in your retirement to make up for this shit … Continue reading →

Posted in Snark | 4 Comments

If you liked the 70s you’ll love the Teens

Posted on January 27, 2011 by alan

Ineffectual, feckless President: Check Long war against an asymmetrical opponent: Check America held in disregard by the world: Check and now? STAGFLATION! The return of polyester and disco can’t be far behind.

Posted in Snark | 7 Comments

The State Of The Union

Posted on January 25, 2011 by alan

If he says anything other than, “It’s totally fucked up,” he’s lying.

Posted in Snark | 4 Comments

Damn, the Democrats were right.

Posted on January 19, 2011 by alan

Cheney really IS a useless fucktard.

Posted in Guns, Snark | 8 Comments

Verizon iPhone

Posted on January 11, 2011 by alan

In its ongoing effort to do things that make no sense, Apple has made a CDMA iPhone. It’s an iPhone 4, sort of. But it doesn’t fit the iPhone 4 cases because the volume and mute buttons are in a … Continue reading →

Posted in Snark | 3 Comments