Category Archives: TSA

QOTD: TSA the Nerd way

“And as soon as you fucking little thieving perverts decide whether or not something shiny in my wife’s carry-on is banned all of a sudden or not, I’ll be on my way. Now either get a real cop and charge … Continue reading

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TSA Monkeys

They’re a useless pain in the ass and they steal your stuff. Yep, it’s the TSA.

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TSA says they can strip search anyone

The Department of Homeland Security told a federal court that the agency believes it has the legal authority to strip search every air traveler. NOW can we abolish this disaster before it’s too late?

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TSA Lies. (dog bites man)

The Washington Times says the TSA lied about the costs of private contractors for screening. Of course they’re missing the point entirely. The argument isn’t over whether government employees or contractors are going to preform the security theater and violate … Continue reading

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TSA Admits it’s unnecessary

Box cutters found on JetBlue flight. But the TSA says that’s OK! The TSA spokeswoman Davis insisted that the traveling public was not at risk. “There have been a number of additional security layers that have been implemented on aircraft … Continue reading

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TSA: Stealing your money

The TSA isn’t just a waste of money, they steal it too! A TSA supervisor stole money from passengers who went through his security checkpoint and accepted bribes and kickbacks from a colleague. Michael Arato, a supervisor at Newark Liberty … Continue reading

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TSA Unionizes

Obama’s TSA allowed to unionize. “This will be President Obama’s biggest gift to organized labor,” Representative John L. Mica, Republican of Florida, the chairman of the House Transportation Committee said in a statement, adding that it was “all bad news … Continue reading

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TSA shuts down the competition

The TSA has stopped approving checkpoint privatization. A program that allows airports to replace government screeners with private screeners is being brought to a standstill, just a month after the Transportation Security Administration said it was “neutral” on the program. … Continue reading

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QOTD: EPIC case against the TSA

There was a time when Americans could not believe the audacity of some governments who would publically pronounce a LIE but call it the truth. We would feel sorry for people who lived in those sorts of countries where falsehoods … Continue reading

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TSA: 10 years of Fail!

The TSA will turn 10 this year. TSA: Security Fraud. Hardly anyone has seriously scrutinized either the priorities or the spending patterns of the U.S. Department of Homeland Security (DHS) and its junior partner, the Transportation Security Administration (TSA), since … Continue reading

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