Monday Self Censorship

Good luck with that. If you refused administrative punishment and requested a court-martial you’ll be breaking rocks for a few years.

Says the beta male.

Oh yeah, milk that franchise.

Yes, actually, I do think I’m better than you.

LOL! Pawnbroker. Still butt hurt over a blog post from 5 years ago. You sad little man.

Oh, how quaint.

No tactical benefits to OC? I guess that’s why the cops never open carry… Oh wait.

Screw it, that’s good enough.

The Intrinsic Value of Journalism

(Cross posted from Facebook because blogs are dead.)

This morning I was listening to journalists complain about how hard it is to get paid for doing journalism. And I thought, “It’s interesting how much “journalism” relied on limited access to media distribution.”

It turns out that when ANYONE has access to a “press” then the actual value of “journalism” approaches its intrinsic value of zero.

They used an example of doing a story on the iPhone 5, about how you’d have to talk to Apple and then Interview Johnny Ive and then take a camera crew to China, and how expensive that would be. And I wanted to say, “It’s expensive for YOU to do it but someone will do it for free.”

Being a “journalist” will be tough but the news will still get out because people will still do it. It’s like that Little Green Footballs blog and the Dan Rather Documents. That was his one big story and he’s never done anything else of note. But that ONE thing happened and if millions of people are reporting about ONE thing that happens, one thing they were there for or that one thing they’re an expert on, then we’ll be better informed than ever and we won’t have the mass media filter deciding what is news and what isn’t.

Of course then we’ll have to have a conversation about Google.

Press != Journalist

In light of the Senate trying to define “Journalist” it’s time to repeat something I said before.

The first amendment “freedom of the press” isn’t about journalism. “the press” referred to in the amendment isn’t “The Press” as we refer to news reporting organizations today. It’s about the freedom to publish.

“freedom of the press” is literally the printing press. It’s the freedom to publish without government interference.

To make that freedom just about journalists, and to argue about who is a journalist, cheapens it.

Since the creation of the Internet, freedom of the press is more important than ever. The Internet is the modern printing press.

Self Sensorship

 

That’s what I just said.

You missed a spot over there.

Ah yes, the “no true Scotsman” fallacy!

I would if I could.

And that’s how you know it’s jumped the shark.

At least you admit it.

Because you don’t know what you’re doing.

I bet they’d get more if they were naked.

Life is scary, get over it.

You are not what you claim to be.

BEARD!

Who?

Assholes have constitutional rights too.

I really shouldn’t have to be googling things for tech support.

 

 

 

A new low standard for sleazy in the gun biz.

I received this email yesterday from “gunauction.com”.

Dear Alan,

My name is David Smith and I work for GunAuction.com. Your website, www.snarkybytes.com has sparked our interest. Recently we have realized that we are in need of high ranking blogs about guns. Our company is working to build a blog network that will be seen by millions. With gun rights under attack, we want to create an effective network for letting the public know about current legislation, and new gun products. We’ve started some blogs from scratch, but as you know, it will be months before they develop a following. With the work you’ve already done, we would like to acquire your blog so that we can release our content quickly and effectively. In order to maintain your page rank and not alienate your reader base, our intention would be to keep the content of what you have – just use your blog as a base to release even more gun related material.

If you are willing to utilize our content or even sell us your blog, please let me know. Depending on your ranking and quality of blog we would be willing to compensate you accordingly.

David Smith
GunAuction.com
Phone: #530-831-0236
Support: #877-486-2828
David@GunAuction.com

Sorry “David”, not only will I not sell you my blog but I’ll ridicule your sleazy attempt at SEO on the backs of established bloggers. The last thing we need is another bottom feeding gun blog network. I hope no one takes you up on your offer and I’ll be adding gunauction.com to the list of companies I won’t do business with.

Of course I am.

I Am A: Chaotic Neutral Human Sorcerer (7th Level)

Ability Scores:
Strength-13
Dexterity-12
Constitution-10
Intelligence-14
Wisdom-11
Charisma-14

Alignment:
Chaotic Neutral A chaotic neutral character follows his whims. He is an individualist first and last. He values his own liberty but doesn’t strive to protect others’ freedom. He avoids authority, resents restrictions, and challenges traditions. A chaotic neutral character does not intentionally disrupt organizations as part of a campaign of anarchy. To do so, he would have to be motivated either by good (and a desire to liberate others) or evil (and a desire to make those different from himself suffer). A chaotic neutral character may be unpredictable, but his behavior is not totally random. He is not as likely to jump off a bridge as to cross it. Chaotic neutral is the best alignment you can be because it represents true freedom from both society’s restrictions and a do-gooder’s zeal. However, chaotic neutral can be a dangerous alignment when it seeks to eliminate all authority, harmony, and order in society.

Race:
Humans are the most adaptable of the common races. Short generations and a penchant for migration and conquest have made them physically diverse as well. Humans are often unorthodox in their dress, sporting unusual hairstyles, fanciful clothes, tattoos, and the like.

Class:
Sorcerers are arcane spellcasters who manipulate magic energy with imagination and talent rather than studious discipline. They have no books, no mentors, no theories just raw power that they direct at will. Sorcerers know fewer spells than wizards do and acquire them more slowly, but they can cast individual spells more often and have no need to prepare their incantations ahead of time. Also unlike wizards, sorcerers cannot specialize in a school of magic. Since sorcerers gain their powers without undergoing the years of rigorous study that wizards go through, they have more time to learn fighting skills and are proficient with simple weapons. Charisma is very important for sorcerers; the higher their value in this ability, the higher the spell level they can cast.

Find out What Kind of Dungeons and Dragons Character Would You Be?, courtesy of Easydamus (e-mail)

Self Censorship

Wasn’t she already dead?

Any security system that relies on biometrics is bullshit. Fancy bullshit, but still bullshit.

I knew you’d say that.

Thank goodness poor taste isn’t illegal.

I thought he was already dead too.

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I’m sure the thousands of laid off buggy whip makers were equally distraught.

No.

So the fiercely independent gunbloggers have turned into a bunch of money grubbing whiny little bitches.

Well damn, that didn’t work out like I intended.

Freedom of the Press: Even the EFF gets it wrong.

Even the EFF gets it wrong.

The first amendment “freedom of the press” isn’t about journalism. “the press” referred to in the amendment isn’t “The Press” as we refer to news reporting organizations today. It’s about the freedom to publish.

“freedom of the press” is literally the printing press. It’s the freedom to publish without government interference.

To make that freedom just about journalists, and to argue about who is a journalist, cheapens it.

Since the creation of the Internet, freedom of the press is more important than ever. The Internet is the modern printing press.

Let’s keep it free, y’all.

(Cross posted from Facebook. Blogs are dead.)