The Austrailian Broadcasting Corporation Wants You To Die – Now If Not Sooner

(Via The War On Guns)

This feel good quiz from the Australian Broadcasting Corporation invites you to “find out when you should die!” “…so you don’t use more than your fair share of the Earth’s resources.”

They want me to die at age 1.3. That was FUN!

Unfortunately, if you go back and answer the questions the way the nature worshiping moron who designed this quiz wants you to live (live in an over crowded flat, don’t own a car, never travel, spend less than $10,000 a year, be a vegetarian) they still want you to die at age 12. They’ll let you live to age 77 if you invest in green businesses, but it you’re a vegitarian with no car, living in an overcrowded flat, you don’t have any money to invest anyway, so please die now if not sooner.

Sometimes the curtain is accidentally pulled back to expose the true agenda of the environmentalist movement. It’s not a pretty sight. They want you dead. You personally, and if you won’t die for mother earth, you should be living in a third world slum as punishment for being alive.