More Only Ones Stealing Doughnuts

This isn’t the first timeonly ones” have been caught stealing doughnuts.   I’m sure it won’t be the last.

State police say an upstate New York college campus policeman was helping himself to free pastries at a local convenience store.

Sgt. Steve Brody of the Morrisville State College University Police stopped daily to buy a newspaper and pick up a free cup of coffee. He also routinely stuffed a pastry into his coat.

Way to perpetuate the doughnut stereotype there Officer Brody.

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