I usually wear 5.11 pants at work (because I can’t wear jeans–stupid dress code).
I like the iPhone pocket in 5.11s.
So, does that make me a Mall Ninja, or an Apple Fanboi.
Which is worse?
if there is a gun and a knife with in reach of you, i would go with a Mall Ninja, or a screwdriver, but that requires lube!
Have you put rails and / or MOLLE on the iPhone yet? Painted it camo or coyote tan?
If not, you’re probably ok.
It isn’t necessarily an “either/or” case; definitely could be “both/and”
Here ya go.
[Glances at OD Surefire flashlight on desk next to eMac…]
I dunno, you tell me.
Our Class C uniform includes the ‘TDU Green’ 5.11 pants the boss buys us. Guess we’re all mall ninjas. I can live with that because those pants come with a whole bunch of other things the boss lets us use. You wouldn’t wear yours if they were ugly or uncomfortable.
You have nothing to worry about – your sense of humor is intact. You host this site and let a bunch of us have fun. Wear what you want. I don’t know you but you don’t appear to be the kind of guy who needs approval from strangers on the internet – if you were, then yes, you are a mall ninja.
Mall ninja is worse. Recognizing that good gear is good gear is not necessarily a bad thing, but being a wannabe most definitely is and that’s what a mall ninja is: a wannabe.
Yeah, but everybody knows that Apple Fanbois need to keep their pictures of Steve Jobs laminated… 😉
I think mall ninja is worse.
Then again I have my iPhone in one pocket and a streamlight in the other….. but no 5.11 tactical pants.
“I don’t know you but you don’t appear to be the kind of guy who needs approval from strangers on the internet – if you were, then yes, you are a mall ninja.”
…aaand Ancient Woodsman wins the internets. 🙂
Well given that you don’t wear turtlenecks, and I think 5.11 actually would kill people working in the iStore, that may rule you out.
Also you’re taller than you are wide….but also aren’t so thin you can hide behind a street sign, or covered with ugly tattoos, you might not be a mall ninja either.
Gotta agree with Tam/AW 🙂
I disagree with the parameters of the question.
Being limited to only two choices in disparaging terms is clearly the work of a Douchebag. 8^)
No tac pants, but I do wear a photographer vest most of the time; I hate carrying stuff in my pants pockets.
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