In fact, just this morning, Obama went for a physical to be certain that his godlike physique was still perfect. The doctor said,
“Barry, you simply have to stop masturbating!”
Barry said, “Why?”
The doc replied, “Because I’m TRYING to perform an examination here!”
WTF? Is this Asshole talking about Barry or Jesus? Couldn’t make it past a few paragraphs before I wanted to puke!
Oh man… no shit is right…
In fact, just this morning, Obama went for a physical to be certain that his godlike physique was still perfect. The doctor said,
“Barry, you simply have to stop masturbating!”
Barry said, “Why?”
The doc replied, “Because I’m TRYING to perform an examination here!”
“Considerable ego”, indeed! I wonder how he fits through doors.