“The recidivism rate of a room temperature violent criminal with a sucking chest wound is 0%.” —Mike W
If they’re room temperature, how can they have a sucking chest wound?
Pretty hard to get a sucking chest wound getting hit with anything smaller than a car.
But yeah we get the point, and its true!
You mean to tell me .45ACP or .357SIG won’t create huge, car sized sucking chest wounds?!
Inconceivable!
Thanks for the link, Alan.
Based on the weather here lately, a room temperature bad guy with a sucking chest would still be rather mobile and cranky.
Smartassery aside, good quotation.
Ahh, but a Room Temperature ZOMBIE with a Sucking Chest Wound is still a Danger. That’s why the “2 in the Chest, 1 in the Head” drill was created.
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If they’re room temperature, how can they have a sucking chest wound?
Pretty hard to get a sucking chest wound getting hit with anything smaller than a car.
But yeah we get the point, and its true!
You mean to tell me .45ACP or .357SIG won’t create huge, car sized sucking chest wounds?!
Inconceivable!
Thanks for the link, Alan.
Based on the weather here lately, a room temperature bad guy with a sucking chest would still be rather mobile and cranky.
Smartassery aside, good quotation.
Ahh, but a Room Temperature ZOMBIE with a Sucking Chest Wound is still a Danger. That’s why the “2 in the Chest, 1 in the Head” drill was created.