Author Archives: alan

SQUIRREL!

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You might ask…

…why I would need a PBX with a 20 channel DID trunk. I would say wait and see.

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Cow Head Museum

I had no idea. “The Butler Longhorn Museum and Heritage Park will highlight the Butler Longhorn cattle bloodline that originated in League City” In Texas, cattle is serious business.

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SOPA

You may have noticed that black bar across the header photos. It’s there on purpose. Click on it and see what you can do to help stop SOPA.

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Stupid people are stupid.

After all, why wouldn’t you believe that stone age savages could predict the end of the world? Instead of the boring reality that the whole thing was made up by charlatans to bilk the gullible.

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Lies and Statistics

Any time someone starts quoting statistics at you instead of raw numbers just go ahead and assume they’re lying to you. They probably are.

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Dallas PD: Happy New Year Shoplifters!

DPD Effectively decriminalizes petty shoplifting. What could possibly go wrong?

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Happy New Year!

May your 2012 be better than you hope and not as bad as you fear.

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Denis Leary’s Merry f#%$in’ Christmas

Autoplay video below the line.

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Kindle Fire Update

It’s a good ebook reader and it’s smaller than an iPad. I haven’t decided yet whether that means it’s worth the 2/5 of an iPad because for EVERYTHING but size the iPad is superior. I think Amazon succeeded in making … Continue reading

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