via Bore Patch:
A Gator In The Desert presents The top 40 things you’ll never hear from a Southerner.
40. Oh I just couldn’t, hell, she’s only sixteen.
39. I’ll take Shakespeare for 1000, Alex.
38. Duct tape won’t fix that.
37. Honey, I think we should sell the pickup and buy a family sedan.
36. Come to think of it, I’ll have a Heineken.
See Gator for the rest.
And it’s all true, I’ve never said any of those.