It seems the rift between the universes is getting weaker. We’re seeing more reports from those other universes.
The famous hockey stick graph was created using “inappropriate” methods, according to Professor David Hand, president of the Royal Statistical Society.
“It used a particular statistical technique that exaggerated the effect [of recent warming],” he said.
OK! But we knew that already.
Here’s the fun part:
The criticism came as part of a report published on Wednesday that found the scientists behind the “Climategate” e-mail scandal had behaved “honestly and fairly” and showed “no evidence of any deliberate scientific malpractice”.
No evidence of deliberate scientific malpractice.
See? Has to be from another universe because there is DAMN sure evidence of deliberate malpractice in this one.
“Wondrous hockey stick
Replaces Christ’s wooden cross
Comes from white noise.”
Haiku from the book Carnifex by Tom Kratman