Got this one in an email today.
My name is Derek and I work in online marketing for ***********. I
came across your website (http://snarkybytes.com) and feel that it
provides entertaining content about American culture and society. We
are currently looking to purchase a text advertisement for our ADT
Home Security retail site and I think that SnarkyBytes would be a good
fit. I am confident that our products would complement your site and
add value for readers. I am hoping to pay a flat monthly rate for this
advertisement placement while creating a mutually beneficial agreement
I look forward to hearing back from you.
Sorry, Derek. I’m not interested in becoming part of your backlink farm. Go peddle your sleazy SEO shenanigans somewhere else. Try GunUp, they might be interested.