Category Archives: TSA

Boo fucking Hoo

Those poor TSA gropers: Furious security staff today hit back at pat down searches in airports across America, claiming that they hated dealing with obese travellers and those with personal hygiene problems. As millions of people prepared to travel for … Continue reading

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We’re all flying Con Air now.

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TSA: More fail headed your way!

Think the TSA couldn’t get much worse? Just imagine, the TSA unionized! I’m sure that will make everything better, right?

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TSA: Cost/Benefit analysis fail

Are airport x-ray scanners harmful? Not really. In fact it turns out the risk from the scanners is about the same as the risk of a terrorist hijacking… Peter Rez, a physics professor at Arizona State University in Tempe, did … Continue reading

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TSA: We have to violate the 4th Amendment!

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TSA: Hands down your pants!

I’m getting tired of talking about the TSA but they just keep digging deeper into the fail hole. Now, not only are they feeling you up, they’re sticking their hands down your pants.

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QOTD: Let them eat cake!

Queen Napolitano when informed that the peasants were upset about her TSA: She added that “if people want to travel by some other means,” they have that right.

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Abolish the TSA

It is past time to rid ourselves of this atrocity in the making. Like the war on (some) drugs, the negative externalities arising from the TSA are costing us dearly for no benefit. The TSA has not stopped a single … Continue reading

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Opting Out

Newbius says, “You have lost me as a customer. ” I’m sure he’s not the only one. The TSA has jumped the shark.

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This is the TSA

Hopefully everyone is starting to realize that the TSA was a huge mistake.

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