Category Archives: TSA

Junk Touchers

Via Reason

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That Pilot who posted the TSA fail video…

…has a website. He’s right about the security theater aspects of TSA, but his proposed solution is just as unworkable as the current TSA system. We need to think of the airport as a “clean room” where everything is sterile. … Continue reading

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TSA Checkpoints at a mall near you?

Like all bureaucracies, the TSA is pleased with their success and looking to expand. The United States is stepping up security at “soft targets” like hotels and shopping malls, as well as trains and ports, as it counters the evolving … Continue reading

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Another day, another TSA fail

Pilot exposes security flaws, government spank. The YouTube videos, posted Nov. 28, show what the pilot calls the irony of flight crews being forced to go through TSA screening while ground crew who service the aircraft are able to access … Continue reading

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QOTD: Crotch-Groping TSA

Because if a group of well-planned and well-funded terrorist plotters makes it to the airport, the chance is pretty low that those blue-shirted crotch-groping water-bottle-confiscating TSA agents are going to catch them. —Bruce Schneier The TSA has yet to catch … Continue reading

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TSA brings their Nazi style checkpoints to buses

With the smarmy approval of the local media. If this doesn’t chill your blood then you are part of the problem.

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Another day, another TSA fail

Via SayUncle: Pens are illegal now? From the TSA Blog (Baghdad Blog?) When is a pen not just a pen? The answer is when it doubles as a potential weapon. A TSO at Palm Beach International (Fla.) was working the … Continue reading

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Do you know where those hands have been?

Old excuse: “Must have caught it from a toilet seat” New excuse: “Must have caught it from TSA”

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This is a bad sign

Via Laurel: They’re actually proud of themselves. The guards at Treblinka and Auschwitz were proud of their work too. Until they were hung for crimes against humanity.

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Is the TSA attempting to outlaw dissent?

Via SayUncle: TSA Secret Memo: The terminology contained within the reported memo is indeed troubling. It labels any person who “interferes” with TSA airport security screening procedure protocol and operations by actively objecting to the established screening process, “including but … Continue reading

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