Dear TSO at DFW who inspected my suitcase,
Thank you for the note alerting me that my bag had been inspected.
In the future you can save the paper because it was obvious that my bag had been inspected. The bag’s carefully folded and arranged contents had been dumped out and stuffed back in with no care at all to return them to the original state. Now I have nicely wrinkled shirts to wear to my meeting tomorrow. Where should I forward the laundry bill?
I guess we know why that grocery bagging gig didn’t work out. Good thing the TSA’s standards are lower.