Author Archives: alan

Yep, it’s junk

I found this email in my junk folder. It’s too funny not to share. Dear Valued GPal Customer, As some of our customers have been acutely aware of, GPal has been experiencing difficulties related to Credit Card banks holding of … Continue reading

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He’s just so used to screwing the US…

..he assumed it was his right. The French political bigshot who heads the International Monetary Fund was arrested for allegedly sodomizing a Manhattan hotel maid today — hauled off an Air France flight just moments before takeoff from Kennedy Airport, … Continue reading

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Should have just let NOLA wash away

I think they’re letting the wrong place flood. A steel, 10-ton floodgate was slowly raised Saturday for the first time in nearly four decades, unleashing a torrent of water from the Mississippi River, away from heavily populated areas downstream. The … Continue reading

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Cycling through the airport.

Nerds and free time: A dangerous combination.

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QOTD: TSA the Nerd way

“And as soon as you fucking little thieving perverts decide whether or not something shiny in my wife’s carry-on is banned all of a sudden or not, I’ll be on my way. Now either get a real cop and charge … Continue reading

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FBI: You’ll get mad if we tell you.

The ACLU is suing the US government to stop the unconstitutional FISA Amendments Act and turned up this gem in a FOIA document dump. Two weeks ago, as part of our FOIA lawsuit over those documents, the government gave us … Continue reading

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Coolest thing you’ll see today

Via Falnfenix in twitter

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Another post just to rub it in

Because I can. Because I’m not on Blogger.

Posted in Teh Interwebz | 7 Comments

A little more on open carry in Texas

After wading through the Texas CHL Forum, the arguments against open carry seem to boil down to: 1. ZOMG! It might scare people into putting up a no guns allowed sign. 2. No one open carries where it’s legal anyway … Continue reading

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Indiana Supreme Court shreds Constitution

The Indiana Supreme Court has decided that Indiana residents do not have a right to resist unlawful police entry into their homes. Overturning a common law dating back to the English Magna Carta of 1215, the Indiana Supreme Court ruled … Continue reading

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