Author Archives: alan

I blame the lawyers

Posted on June 7, 2011 by alan

Why gun ranges are no fun.

Posted in Guns | 7 Comments

Miami Beach police point guns at witnesses and smash cell phones

Posted on June 5, 2011 by alan

The war on photographing police continues in Florida: On Thursday, The Miami Herald spoke to the couple that saw the end of the 4 a.m. police chase on Collins Avenue, then watched and filmed from just a few feet away … Continue reading →

Posted in Police State | 7 Comments

Federal Judge out of control in Texas

Posted on June 3, 2011 by alan

I’m not a religious person, in fact I think religion is silly superstition. But I don’t like football, basketball, NASCAR or any other spectator sport either. But if there ever was a time when good, old fashioned civil disobedience was … Continue reading →

Posted in Fail, WTF? | 10 Comments

Texas TSA bill: Dewhurst back on board?

Posted on June 3, 2011 by alan

According to The Hill, Lt. Gov. Dewhurst has asked Gov. Rick Perry to include the measure in a special session. Dewhurst reported asked lawmakers to withdraw the bill when federal officials threatened to cancel flights to Texas if it passed. … Continue reading →

Posted in Texas, TSA | 2 Comments

QOTD: Marketing Fail

Posted on June 2, 2011 by alan

“So, sure…I understand gunbunnies. Or Sniper Babes, or Hot Shots, or Ammo Girls…or whatever you want to call them. Paid to be the pretty giggle and jiggle that will hopefully hypnotize gun nuts into forking over cash. If a little … Continue reading →

Posted in WTF? | 6 Comments

ZOMG Cellphones Cause Cancer!

Posted on June 1, 2011 by alan

Well, actually no. But the World Health Organization isn’t letting that stop them from adding cell phones to a list of things that don’t cause cancer but we’re going to scare you about it anyway. Over the past eight days, … Continue reading →

Posted in Cell Phones, Fail, RF | 11 Comments

Weinergate: A proposed solution

Posted on May 31, 2011 by alan

To prove it wasn’t his wiener in the photo, Weiner can post a photo of his own wiener for comparison. If the glove doesn’t fit you must acquit!

Posted in Fail, Useful Idiot | 2 Comments

Peel who?

Posted on May 31, 2011 by alan

Yes, cops are civilians too. They should remember that a little more often.

Posted in Police State | 1 Comment

What is it with bankers and maids?

Posted on May 31, 2011 by alan

Is there some banker/maid fetish thing I haven’t heard of? Another international moneyman has been busted for sexually assaulting a maid at a luxury Manhattan hotel, cops said last night. Mahmoud Abdel-Salam Omar — the 74-year-old former chairman of Egypt’s … Continue reading →

Posted in WTF? | 4 Comments

332 Foot Hot Wheels Jump!

Posted on May 31, 2011 by alan

Spectacular jump and apparently I still love Hot Wheels.

Posted in Awesome | 8 Comments