Category Archives: Useful Idiot

Bias? What Bias?

Posted on May 5, 2013 by alan

12 protestors on one side of the street. 70,000+ people in the convention center. Who is the media interviewing? Yep. This guy said he was just there to have fun and had been promised beer and BBQ. As usual the … Continue reading →

Posted in Fail, Guns, NRA, Stupid MSM, Useful Idiot | 3 Comments

Just stop right there.

Posted on October 31, 2011 by alan

It’s from Australia and it’s about guns so you know it’s wrong already but this pernicious fallacy needs to stopped everywhere it pops up. More guns are being stolen each year, with a significant number going missing because their owners … Continue reading →

Posted in Useful Idiot | 11 Comments

Force = Opportunity?

Posted on June 28, 2011 by alan

This is an interesting slip of the tongue. Leslie Paige, who represents watchdog group Citizens Against Government Waste, says the government should withdraw the dollar bill from the market and force Americans to use the coins. “I think Americans will … Continue reading →

Posted in Useful Idiot, WTF? | 7 Comments

Of course it was a hoax!

Posted on June 9, 2011 by alan

Duh. Psychic = Hoax. Texas police were investigating whether a tip-off from a psychic about a mass grave containing dozens of dismembered bodies was in fact a hoax after an intense search found no bodies. This is my shocked face. … Continue reading →

Posted in Useful Idiot | 10 Comments

Weinergate: A proposed solution

Posted on May 31, 2011 by alan

To prove it wasn’t his wiener in the photo, Weiner can post a photo of his own wiener for comparison. If the glove doesn’t fit you must acquit!

Posted in Fail, Useful Idiot | 2 Comments

Right Point, Wrong Party

Posted on April 8, 2011 by alan

Jessie Jackson says the budget battle is the same as the Civil War. “[T]his really is a Civil War fight,” Jackson said. “This is making the federal government dysfunctional on the 150th anniversary of the Civil War. These guys will … Continue reading →

Posted in Alternate Universe, Useful Idiot | 4 Comments

General Petraeus can shut the fuck up.

Posted on April 5, 2011 by alan

You know why the soldiers in Iraq and Afghanistan are in in danger? Because it’s a fucking WAR and the enemy is trying to kill them! Not because some jackass in the US burned a book. If anything the US … Continue reading →

Posted in Political Class, Useful Idiot, WTF? | 6 Comments

The US Surgeon General is an idiot

Posted on March 15, 2011 by alan

How do I know she’s an idiot? Because she said this today: U.S. Surgeon General Regina Benjamin was in the Bay Area touring a peninsula hospital. NBC Bay Area reporter Damian Trujillo asked her about the run on tablets and … Continue reading →

Posted in Fail, History, Snark, Stupid MSM, Useful Idiot | 4 Comments

I guess it wasn’t for the children after all

Posted on March 14, 2011 by alan

Madison kids will have to stay 20 minutes late every day to make up for teachers skipping school. Students in the Madison School District will have up to 20 minutes of additional classroom time each day starting Monday to make … Continue reading →

Posted in Socialist Hellhole, Useful Idiot | 3 Comments

Another day, another disaster to scare you with

Posted on February 21, 2011 by alan

Now its a killer solar flare. Like global warming, it’s a “might happen” disaster. Anything to keep your attention off the REAL looming disaster, the one that is sure to happen and there is no avoiding it: The economic collapse … Continue reading →

Posted in Science!, Stupid MSM, Useful Idiot | 3 Comments