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Just stop right there.

It’s from Australia and it’s about guns so you know it’s wrong already but this pernicious fallacy needs to stopped everywhere it pops up. More guns are being stolen each year, with a significant number going missing because their owners … Continue reading →

Posted on October 31, 2011 by alan
Posted in Useful Idiot

Force = Opportunity?

This is an interesting slip of the tongue. Leslie Paige, who represents watchdog group Citizens Against Government Waste, says the government should withdraw the dollar bill from the market and force Americans to use the coins. “I think Americans will … Continue reading →

Posted on June 28, 2011 by alan
Posted in Useful Idiot, WTF?

Of course it was a hoax!

Duh. Psychic = Hoax. Texas police were investigating whether a tip-off from a psychic about a mass grave containing dozens of dismembered bodies was in fact a hoax after an intense search found no bodies. This is my shocked face. … Continue reading →

Posted on June 9, 2011 by alan
Posted in Useful Idiot

Weinergate: A proposed solution

To prove it wasn’t his wiener in the photo, Weiner can post a photo of his own wiener for comparison. If the glove doesn’t fit you must acquit!

Posted on May 31, 2011 by alan
Posted in Fail, Useful Idiot

Right Point, Wrong Party

Jessie Jackson says the budget battle is the same as the Civil War. “[T]his really is a Civil War fight,” Jackson said. “This is making the federal government dysfunctional on the 150th anniversary of the Civil War. These guys will … Continue reading →

Posted on April 8, 2011 by alan
Posted in Alternate Universe, Useful Idiot

General Petraeus can shut the fuck up.

You know why the soldiers in Iraq and Afghanistan are in in danger? Because it’s a fucking WAR and the enemy is trying to kill them! Not because some jackass in the US burned a book. If anything the US … Continue reading →

Posted on April 5, 2011 by alan
Posted in Political Class, Useful Idiot, WTF?

The US Surgeon General is an idiot

How do I know she’s an idiot? Because she said this today: U.S. Surgeon General Regina Benjamin was in the Bay Area touring a peninsula hospital. NBC Bay Area reporter Damian Trujillo asked her about the run on tablets and … Continue reading →

Posted on March 15, 2011 by alan
Posted in Fail, History, Snark, Stupid MSM, Useful Idiot

I guess it wasn’t for the children after all

Madison kids will have to stay 20 minutes late every day to make up for teachers skipping school. Students in the Madison School District will have up to 20 minutes of additional classroom time each day starting Monday to make … Continue reading →

Posted on March 14, 2011 by alan
Posted in Socialist Hellhole, Useful Idiot

Another day, another disaster to scare you with

Now its a killer solar flare. Like global warming, it’s a “might happen” disaster. Anything to keep your attention off the REAL looming disaster, the one that is sure to happen and there is no avoiding it: The economic collapse … Continue reading →

Posted on February 21, 2011 by alan
Posted in Science!, Stupid MSM, Useful Idiot

Public Sector Meltdown

As evidenced by the events in Wisconsin, public employee unions have jumped the shark. The “I don’t care about defects, give me my money” attitude is disgusting. It’s actions like this that demonstrate to the nation the moral bankruptcy of … Continue reading →

Posted on February 17, 2011 by alan
Posted in politics, Useful Idiot

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